Car Machine interview

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Published: Mar 29, 2014

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Rule the ONLY: The owner MUST answer these questions in character.

1.) What is your name?
Car Machine or C.M. for short

2.) Do you know why you were named that?
I'm not sure it might have something to do with these initials C and M on my hubcaps

3.) Are you single or taken?
C.M.: I'm taken.

Zena: Hell yeah he is!

C.M.: ZENA!

4.) Have any abilities or powers?
I have Gold chip powers that give me robotic abilities , the legendary Universal Sun Powers, and some unknown powers i haven't discover yet.

5.) Stop being a Mary-Sue!
what the hell is a Mar…
Wait a minute.

6.) What's your eye color?
I don't know. their usually black

7.) How about hair color?
I don't have hair.

8.) Have you any family members?
Sure i have a mom, a dad, two sisters, and Professor Sam Tophat (he's family to me).

9.) Oh? How about pets?
None.

10.) That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
C.M.: Well i don't like…

*Jerko crashes thru a wall*

Jerko: Hello it's me Jerko DaGreat and i heard theres an interview going on and i gotta be in this for the world to see…

*C.M. punches Jerko in the face*

C.M.: *ahem* I hate jerks.

11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
I like to make pizzas with unique toppings like crab cakes, green chilies, capers, the list goes on

12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Me? no… unless you are talking about my enemies then yes.

13.) Ever…killed anyone before?
NO ARE YOU CRAZY!!!!!!

14.) What kind of animal are you?
C.M.: I'm a Car sir.

interviewer: Oh…

C.M.: (dumb***)

15.) Name your worst habits?
I guess I tend to lose my temper over complicated things like slow internet, interrupting, idiots, you know.

16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
I look up to my dad he's one of the heroes of legend of Carmaland.

17.) Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
C.M.: what!? kind of question is tha…

Zena: He's straight.

C.M.: Zena!!
…I have a feeling that I've seen this before.

Flash: you don't say.

18.) Do you go to school?
*barfs* DON'T EVER SAY THAT ****ING PLACE AGAIN!!!

19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
Actually Zena and are already hitched as for having kids I'm not sure.

20.) Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
Don't remind me.

21.) What are you most afraid of?
C.M.: Gi… Tight Spaces!

Interviewer: And?

C.M.: And.. >_>…<_<… *shivers* Giant ladies.

Interviewer: *snickers*

C.M.: *punches a hole in the wall* IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!

Interviewer: 0_0"

22.) Okay... What do you usually wear?
I'm a Car I don't wear anything.

23.) What's one food that tempts you?
Luxurious pizza it's a pizza with rich people food how can you not want that?

24.) Am I annoying you?
No.

25.) Well, it's still not over!
Ok.

26.) What class are you? Low class, middle class, high class?
Well actually since Carmaland is a no money environment I'm not any class.

27.) How many friends do you have?
A lot.

28.) What are your thoughts on pie?
Pie? as in PIZZA PIE!?
I'm in.

29.) Favorite drink?
oil slick shake at BigBun (fast food joint at Carmaland)
It's actually a milkshake with chocolate cover Oreo cookies, chocolate syrup , and vanilla bean ice cream.

30.) What's your favorite place?
Ci Ci's it's a Pizza Buffet nuff said.

31.) Are you interested in anyone~?
C.M.*looks at Zena* I love Zena.

Zena:*blushes* love you two sweetie.

C.M.: Wait you heard that!?

32.) SKIPPING. NOPE.
…?

33.) Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
I swim in a lake because the ocean has SeaMonsters.

34.) What's your type?
C.M.: uuhhh…

Zena: I think he want's to know what type of power you have

C.M.: Oh my powers are light based.

35.) Camping or indoors?
Either way.

38.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
I don't know.

39.) Well, it's over. Now tag some people!
Oh I can tag now? ok let's see…
OH.. Rickey the…oh wait he disappeared mouths ago